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PoG commented on DIY Wearable Computer Turns You Into a Cyborg
"10 PRINT SPEECHSYNTH "PLEASE GIVE ME SEX SO I CAN QUIT FILTHY MASTURBATION" 20 IF (VISUAL RECOGNITION "$full_frontal_nudity")=!SCORE THEN 30 ELSE GOTO 10 30 RUN "$raging_nerd_boner" 40 RUN "$omg_premature_ejac" 50 END"http://gizmodo.com/comment/26822025 02:49 AM on July 31
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PoG commented on iPad Mount Makes Apple's Tablet the Priciest Fridge Magnet You'll Have
"This should sell excellently - because dammit, we can't go the three minutes it takes to nuke some easy mac without wanking to some Words with Friends."http://gizmodo.com/comment/26798420 04:00 PM on July 30
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