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tastypotatoes — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:50:32 EST

Two more days till pi day! :)

3-14-10

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ctthoqqua — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:37:20 EST

I miss Old Man Murray. I love how the site is just mummified-- even the banner ad points to a long-dead property. God I dug those guys.

#whitenoise

ctthoqqua

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uRbAn:Xocolatl! — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:28:48 EST

I renamed my iPod "My Ship", just for the sake of reading "My Ship is syncing"

#whitenoise

uRbAn:Xocolatl!

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whiteknight89 digs DBZ — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:19:44 EST

Just observing here, but there seems to be a disproportionate amount of starred/standard commenters in whitenoise. Not that I'm complaining; the comment quality is amazing. Its like there really are rational, enjoyable people on the internet. I need to visit here more often.

#whitenoise

whiteknight89 digs DBZ

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StageCraft — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:18:05 EST

[balldroppings.com]

its awesome

#whitenoise
#tips

StageCraft

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Lacara — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:16:03 EST

Jackie Chan would win!

#pollmodo

Lacara

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steveparris — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:10:44 EST

Watching Freaknik on adult swim. In fact Adult swim is all I watch from 10 till 5:30....

I need to sleep more.

I wish I wasn't unemployed.

I'm so tired of being unemployed I applied to be a Giz intern.

#whitenoise

steveparris

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George Wong — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:10:17 EST

Hokay heres a little jokes for the whitenoise crowd.

A man walks into a bar hoping to get lucky, he approaches numerous ladies but is turned down each time due to his lack of good looks and non-existant charm. Eventually, he gets rather despondant and ends up drinking alone at the bar. To his surprise, a cougar walks up to him, buys him a drink and they start chatting. Before you know it they're in the bathroom sucking face.

"Oh yeah, I'm a lucky man tonight" he says, the cougar replies "It's only about to get better, have you ever been lucky enough to spend the night with a mother and her daughter at the same time?"

He gets so excited he barely manages to stutter "n..n..no! but... let's do it!". They head back to the cougar's place, she unlocks the door, turns on the lights and walks up the stairs before yelling... "MOM! ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?!"

*ba dum pish*

#whitenoise

George Wong

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JrsyDevil's Advocate® — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:04:24 EST

Watching Pawn Stars on History. Guy brings in a status of Perseus & Pegasus then blows a gasket when they tell him it's a fake.

#whitenoise

JrsyDevil's Advocate®

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conman577 — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:00:22 EST

You know, I've noticed more and more that people keep taking the internet too seriously. They treat it like its part of some sort of business, and that people aren't allowed to express individuality and some form of human emotion.
Then again, Its usually anything that Diaz tends to write. But I love the guy, personally. I think hes bloody hilarious.
People just need to get a sense of humor. Either that, or remember that they're on the internet, and that their opinion matters even less than it would in the real world.

That last statement just invalidated my entire rant.

#whitenoise

conman577

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yoavraccah — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:57:39 EST

Cute Animals.. GO!

#whitenoise

yoavraccah

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No.humor — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:53:06 EST

John Battelle was on a Wi-Fi-enabled fight with United Airlines last night.
Probably should have been flight...

#corrections

No.humor

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mickeyelm — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:44:23 EST

Just trying out this chat thingy... My first time.

#whitenoise

mickeyelm

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Justin Dove — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:42:12 EST

pff

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Justin Dove

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Ruthless if you let me — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:36:34 EST

Food police can go to hell. I want to be able to make popcorn at work. Has anyone ever actually met someone that is allergic to popcorn fumes? Anyone else' workplace have this rule?

I can't openly flaunt this by popping popcorn, as it is a rule in our employee handbook that we cannot pop popcorn at work. I rather like having money right now. Peanut butter is also frowned upon at my work, though not outright forbidden.

#whitenoise

Ruthless if you let me

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Sad_Face — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:28:12 EST

I love craigslist, 800 dollars and counting from selling old clothes and gadgets! woo!

now if only there were a way to brutally injure those stupid nigerian scammers by using only the power of the internet.

#whitenoise

Sad_Face

It's Late And You're Bored? Come Chat In #whitenoise! [Community]

Rosa Golijan — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:20:00 EST

You've learned all you need to know about commenting and our tagpages, so it's time to have some fun. Come join the conversations in #whitenoise.

If you're lost about where to start, give the debate about whether Jean-Claude Van Damme or Jackie Chan would win in a fight a try. (My money's on Jackie C.)

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Potentaint — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:12:27 EST

Can you guys review non-scientific calculators? I was thinking about buying a new Casio from the gas station for my junk drawer. K thx.

#tips

Potentaint

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jozen — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:00:32 EST

#gawkersuggestions

dear gizmodo, your content is great but your site is terrible. look at engadgets redesign. its fast, clean

then you decide to truncate the only clean and fast (gizmodo is sooo slow to load) way of viewing your site (the rss feed)

common. get rid of the flash ads and make a good redesign

jozen

Infographic: The Power of the Death Star vs. Power of the Force [Infographics]

Jesus Diaz — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:00:00 EST

I was talking with Matt and he wanted to know the exact meaning of Darth Vader's famous words: "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force." That's why I made this chart.

Click to zoom in

As you can see, it is truly insignificant.