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#memoryforever Click here to read When You're Convinced Your Loved Ones Are Imposters

When You're Convinced Your Loved Ones Are Imposters

You're looking at a woman who resembles your mother. She moves and talks like your mother, and she's even dressed the same as your mother. In fact, she is your mother. But you're absolutely certain that she's an imposter. More »
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By Kyle VanHemert
Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre 05:40 PM

Wonder if it would be possible to get a notification when someone hearts you (or unhearts you), that would link to the comment that led to the heart (or unheart).

I'm always curious which of my comments moved someone to love me (and which ones moved them to unlove me.)

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Image of Buddy Ruddy Buddy Ruddy 05:46 PM

@92BuickLeSabre: (un-heart-click)
Uhh, well I think that's better left unsaid.......yeeeaah.

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Image of SeventhExile Speaks SeventhExile Speaks 05:57 PM

@92BuickLeSabre:

Good point,
I'd also really like a system like this.

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Image of mattycakes mattycakes 06:05 PM

@92BuickLeSabre: To take this one step further, I think it would be a good idea to get a notification when a starred commenter promotes one of your posts.

Because everyone enjoys a self esteem boost, no matter how internet-y it is.

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Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre 06:09 PM

@mattycakes: This is a very good idea, and I have promoted it!

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Image of Buddy Ruddy Buddy Ruddy 06:13 PM

@92BuickLeSabre: You know, it shouldn't be that hard to implement either. Only thing is that they've had serious issues with the commenting/hashtag system as-of-late.
Honestly, at first, I thought it was a bug or something that it didn't notify you of these things.
Don't you get a notification if an editor promotes a comment, though?
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Image of SeventhExile Speaks SeventhExile Speaks 06:21 PM

@Buddy Ruddy:

When I got stared a notification was sent saying Brian stared me.
No notification of which post I wrote that got me the star / promoted by Brian was given though.

So at least for me, no I haven't gotten any form of notification when something I write gets promoted by an editor.

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Image of Buddy Ruddy Buddy Ruddy 05:39 PM

This mash-up oddly works for me. What do you guys think?
[soundcloud.com]

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Edited by Buddy Ruddy at 03/20/10 5:39 PM

Image of Buddy Ruddy Buddy Ruddy 05:48 PM

@Buddy Ruddy: This one works, too.
[soundcloud.com]

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Image of modestmouse modestmouse 05:30 PM


Word Of The Day is a new daily feature for whitenoise by modestmouse, highlighting tech-related terms you may or may not have heard of before.

Todays word: Asshat |as-hat| noun

Definition: A close cousin of the Ass-clown, asshat is typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.

An asshat can also be described as: A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.

Or: One who has their head up their ass, thus wearing their ass as a hat. Someone who is very ignorant, stubborn or dull.

Example(s): "Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

or

"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."

Recent Event: [gizmodo.com] was recently banned for calling Jesus Diaz an asshat.

"@Jesus Diaz: Woh there cowboy; as it happens I used to be a director at a major 3D Asset Marketplace and have worked in the Uk game industry, so 3D did actually used to be one of my things.

I wasn't even complaining, just wondering if the other visual aspects were accurate; which I think is a very fair point.

Anyway, if you can send me the source 3D file I'll be happy to re-render it more realistically (assuming I can get some source photography and luminescent data); I patiently await the file.

asshat."


[www.urbandictionary.com]

Saturday's #wotd will be more personally oriented towards #whitenoise, I will be culling recent events around Gizmodo for the perfect word or term.

If you have any comments, questions, or criticisms; please post them below.


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Edited by modestmouse at 03/20/10 5:38 PM

Image of Buddy Ruddy Buddy Ruddy 05:38 PM

@modestmouse: Brilliant!

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Image of SeventhExile Speaks SeventhExile Speaks 05:59 PM


@modestmouse:

Asshat, synonyms with, assclown



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Image of Buddy Ruddy Buddy Ruddy 05:11 PM

Haha if this ain't the truth:
[www.linuxkungfu.org]

#tips
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Image of danielgleiberman danielgleiberman 06:00 PM

@Buddy Ruddy: Can I double-heart you for this?

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Image of Buddy Ruddy Buddy Ruddy 06:10 PM

@danielgleiberman: By all means.

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Image of SeventhExile Speaks SeventhExile Speaks 05:07 PM


Unofficial Photoshop / Caption contest..

go !

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Image of Stndsh0 Stndsh0 05:14 PM

@SeventhExile Speaks: Dude. I didn't need to see that this morning.

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Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards 05:19 PM

@SeventhExile Speaks: "If you think my chest is sexy, wait'll you see my pubes."

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Image of Buddy Ruddy Buddy Ruddy 05:19 PM

@Stndsh0: I just wonder how long it took him to do it. Is that odd?

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Image of tomsomething tomsomething 05:19 PM

@SeventhExile Speaks: His belly button looks like a third nipple.

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Image of SeventhExile Speaks SeventhExile Speaks 05:20 PM

@Stndsh0:

I googled, Alice in Wonderland .....
and got this pic.

Then it got me thinking ... Why .. Why would someone do this.

- It also got me thinking, I bet you he's the type that brings nunchucks to a park and runs around "practicing" martial arts.


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Image of Buddy Ruddy Buddy Ruddy 05:44 PM

@SeventhExile Speaks: "I may only be packin' a 2♥ upstairs, but I'm all 10♥ downstairs, baby!"

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Image of SeventhExile Speaks SeventhExile Speaks 05:56 PM

@Stndsh0: Where are you located?

Over here its 6 pm
:)

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Edited by SeventhExile Speaks at 03/20/10 6:00 PM

Image of Stndsh0 Stndsh0 06:06 PM

@SeventhExile Speaks: Hawaii right now.

Usually on the West Coast.

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Image of yoshi yoshi 05:04 PM

New Commodore pc...

[www.commodoreusa.net]

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#squeakyscience

Evolution in the Balloon Animal Kingdom

People have been twisting balloons into squeaky little animals for decades, but Willy Chyr's work marks an evolution in the craft. Instead of dogs and bunnies, he makes gigantic, science-inspired sculptures of jellyfish, neurons, and zooids. Huh? More »
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By Kyle VanHemert
Image of Buddy Ruddy Buddy Ruddy 04:47 PM

I got a good laugh out of these: [www.safenow.org]

How about a caption contest?
Go to the site, take one of the pictures and make up your own caption.

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Image of Damage (Thank You, May I have another) Damage (Thank You, May I have another) 05:12 PM


@Buddy Ruddy:

Should you release gas so toxic that it forms black clouds above you, duck and cover. It'll make it last longer.

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Image of tomsomething tomsomething 05:30 PM

[Oops. I messed up.] Reply
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Image of tomsomething tomsomething 05:30 PM


@Buddy Ruddy: If a terror attack leaves you with critically low HP, dial "L" to order a medkit or mid tonic.

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Image of bill cant fart bill cant fart 04:09 PM

Will upgrading to Winmo 6.5 on a Touch Pro 2(officially) make you lose all your info?

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Balloon Creature Gallery

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#crimewatch Click here to read NYPD's Computers Are Certain That This 82-Year-Old Woman Is a Dangerous Criminal

NYPD's Computers Are Certain That This 82-Year-Old Woman Is a Dangerous Criminal

Rose Martin has been questioned by police some 50 times in eight years, stemming from her involvement in crimes ranging from robbery to murder. Of course, she's not actually involved, but the NYPD's computers continue to think otherwise. More »
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By Kyle VanHemert
Image of mrgibblechip mrgibblechip 03:56 PM

Do some more posts!
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Image of bill cant fart bill cant fart 03:40 PM

My mum is gonna be upgrading her PC to one of my old home-built machines, so I'm gonna set up a Mombuntu for her. The machine's got some oomph to it, so I can go all out with the Ubuntu install. What should I do with this mess?

What apps should install?
Anything for widgets on Linux?
What can I do for internet radio?
What else?

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Image of Damage (Thank You, May I have another) Damage (Thank You, May I have another) 04:29 PM

@bill cant fart: There's a Mombuntu?!?

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Image of bill cant fart bill cant fart 04:52 PM

@Damage (Thank You, May I have another): Not yet.

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Image of Professional_Iceberg_Hunter Professional_Iceberg... 03:21 PM

Gizmodo should have a buyer tag, that way we know if anyone is selling anything. I'd much rather buy something from my fellow Gizmodians than XxxHotrodxxX on Ebay and what have you.

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Image of bill cant fart bill cant fart 03:35 PM

@Professional_Iceberg_Hunter: Whitenoise or x-modo?

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Image of Professional_Iceberg_Hunter Professional_Iceberg... 03:39 PM

@bill cant fart: You know the answer to that.

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Image of Buddy Ruddy Buddy Ruddy 04:05 PM

@Professional_Iceberg_Hunter: I suggested #marketmodo as a classifieds section, but had no takers.

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Image of Professional_Iceberg_Hunter Professional_Iceberg... 04:11 PM

@Buddy Ruddy: It needs more "flair" so I suggest #Rome. It fits the bill.

Either that or #Munies

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Image of Buddy Ruddy Buddy Ruddy 03:14 PM

Some very cool scientific photos:
www.petapixel.com/2010/02/15/scientific-curiosity-captured-in-photos

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Image of SinaHamedian SinaHamedian 03:12 PM

What happens to our Gizmodo commenting accounts when we die?

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Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre 04:52 PM

@SinaHamedian: Shit. That just blew my mind.

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Image of mrgibblechip mrgibblechip 03:09 PM

man doing piano improvisations on ChatRoulette

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Image of Buddy Ruddy Buddy Ruddy 05:20 PM

@mrgibblechip: This has been posted multiple times.

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#memoryforever Click here to read Microsoft SenseCam Review: What It's Like to Record Your Whole Life

Microsoft SenseCam Review: What It's Like to Record Your Whole Life

Imagine a format that lies somewhere between photos and video, and a device that takes that format automatically, without you having to click a button. Microsoft's SenseCam is a prototype that hangs around your neck, lifecasting everything you see. More »
Memory Forever
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By Kat Hannaford
#blackberry

Blackberry Internet Service 3.0 Coming March 28 With Gmail Syncing

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Image of jon.athan jon.athan 02:12 PM

Taking over my mom's Audi TT since she's getting a Nissan 370Z.

What color should I paint it?

Stuck between lime green and an orangey yellow mix. Other opinions welcome.

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Image of bill cant fart bill cant fart 02:20 PM

@jon.athan: You should spray paint it black with flames and pictures of geese.

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Edited by bill cant fart at 03/20/10 2:21 PM

Image of thechansen thechansen 02:21 PM

@jon.athan: I suggest not painting it to appear as some sort of 2Fast2Furious flunky. Unless of course you live at a quarter mile at a time.

My serious suggestion: black if you have a black interior. Navy blue if it has a beige interior

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Image of njdevil njdevil 02:47 PM

@jon.athan: Chrome that sucker. The whole thing.

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Image of Buddy Ruddy Buddy Ruddy 03:16 PM

@jon.athan: Your mom is cool.

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Image of Professional_Iceberg_Hunter Professional_Iceberg... 03:19 PM

@jon.athan: Wait, why are you getting your moms car? Son, work for it!

Anyways, paint it hot rod pink, so you can let people know you're really secure about your masculinity.

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Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards 05:24 PM

@jon.athan: You actually fit in one? I can't fit in that or the Nissan Z because I'm too tall for it. You must be some kind of super awesome little person.

That said, paint it orange.



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